Gadget (găj’ĭt): n. A small specialized mechanical or electronic device; A contrivance

Tell me these babies aren’t engineered perfection. Sure, it’s a tenuous link and I need them like I need a hole in the head. But girls…you love?

Christian Louboutin Alicette Metallic Pumps Pricetag: $665

I don’t think I actually own a dictionary. I mean, I have software for that and most of the little pocket vocabulary books are black and boring. But black and boring doesn’t describe Sharp’s The RD-CX300 Electronic Dictionary.

I rather fancy its 20GB of hard drive space, 4.3 inch color screen, WMV and MP3 playback or FM radio. There’s also the e-book viewer which I kinda like. Oh, and that voice recorder…because I like to hear myself talk.

Koreans get it first.

Sharp RD-CX300 Electronic Dictionary Pricetag: $500

I’m so excited I could spit.

I have no idea where that euphemism came from. Probably a boy. But it’s the first thing that came to mind when I read the news about KDDI.

Japan’s number two mobile phone carrier will be starting up KDDI Mobile - an MVNO (Mobile Virtual Network Operator) on Sprint - here in the US.

Do we need another. You bet. If only for the Japanese feature phones. Sources in the know say they plan on catering only to Japanese expats in the US. I have no idea how that would work - don’t hate me because I’m American. But who cares. I can totally pretend to be Japanese.

KDDI Mobile Pricetag: Stay Tuned

A whole plethora of topics for you’re workday browsing. You know you’re guilty.

Dollymix - A new women’s mag type blog run by the gorgeous darlings over at Shiny Media. A host of columnists explore women’s ishoos, relationships, health and beauty. And Oprah. Of course.

Pricetag: Free For All

I’ve never been a Zune fan. But there’s nothing not to want about their latest edition. The 30GB MP3 Player now comes in a lovely little pink. Like cotton candy. And bubble gum. And a Johnson & Johnson baby lotion bottle.

Wirelessly share selected full-length sample tracks, playlists, pictures or your home-grown tracks directly from Zune to Zune. This bad girl stores up to 7,500 songs, 25,000 pictures or 100 hours of video.

Who says you have to wait for May. Get it now at Amazon.

Zune 30GB MP3 Player Pricetag: $249.99

“Welcome to American Airlines AA.com/women – the airline industry’s first web page dedicated to women who travel.

This web page is about you – our valued customer. We’ve listened to women and recognized the need to provide additional information tailored to your business and pleasure travel needs and lifestyle.” AA.com/women

Yeah. Whatever.

The Spi Dog. Like Spiderman 3 needs the promotion.

Spi Dog Pricetag: $39.95.

Pink Laptop Bag by Generic Pricetag: $24.99

Pass the wine, the candles and a little light reading but don’t call it romance - don’t you dare - it’s relaxation.

I’m sure there are couples out there who like to bond in the bath. But I gotta tell ya, if a guy ever tried to crawl in the tub with me I’d whack him over the head with a loofah brush, drag his limp body from the room and lock the door. Bath time = Me Time. And don’t you forget it.

Enjoy full underwater sound with The Stereo H20 bathtub. Get ‘enveloped’ in music direct from your iPod, CD/DVD player or, if you’re anything like my mother, your eight tracks.

The Stereo H20 Bathtub Pricetag: Coming Soon