If you haven’t gone through at least a pair of your own ThighMasters, you’re lying. I’ve had a good half dozen myself. I can’t remember if they worked. Mostly because I was 17 when I used them and at 17 who doesn’t have thighs of steel?

I’ll buy this. Because I’m a sucker and it’s pretty. And I’ll try not to break it. Because, you know, thighs of steel and all.

Suzanne Somers ThighMaster Gold Pricetag: $14.99